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woah! [Jun. 27th, 2007|04:04 pm]
It was sooo rainy outside.. and this is a TRUE STORY:

WE SAW LIGHTENING HIT A BASKETBALL HOOP THINGY AND IT EXPLODED! Like fifteen feet away from us! HOLY CRAP! I COULD HAVE DIED. But I didn't.

Anyway, my brother left today, he is driving to California so that he can live there.

Ryan leaves next Thursday. Fuuuuuuuck.

I am starving. I want eggs.
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(no subject) [Jun. 24th, 2007|10:51 pm]


oh. my. god.
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omgz. [Jun. 14th, 2007|09:41 am]
i will be done with my six week summer courses in a week and a half.
and then i'll only have math to deal with.
truly amazing.
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(no subject) [Jun. 13th, 2007|11:58 pm]
are opossums blind?
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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2007|06:52 pm]
[mood | thirsty]

ARE YOU:
1. A cuddler: absolutely i am.
2. Active: not really
3. Tall: I am sort of tall.
4. In your pajamas: no, i'm wearing a dress.
5. Left handed: not even close!

LAST:
1. Friend you saw: ryan
2. Person you talked to on the phone: mom
3. Friend you texted: ryan
4. Thing you wore: black dress

FAVORITE:
1. Number: 7
2. Season: summer and fall
3. Flowers: irises and lillies and orchids

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning?
went to class.

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
mosquito bites.

Q: What's the last movie you watched and with who?
knocked up, linda

Q: Where is the last place you went?
oakland community college

Q: Do you smile often?
probably not.

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
no. i don't notice stars usually.

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
my bed

Q: When was the last time you cried?
a few sundays ago, i think

Q: Why did you cry then?
because i had really bad pms

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
"i am fucking thirsty"

Q: what are you about to do?
drink this water and do some homework.

Q: Rate life as of right now 1-10?
7

Q: What do you hear right now?
my cat being obnoxious

Q: If you could drink anything right now what would it be?
a peach fruit and tea freeze from nordstrom e-bar, or strawberry lemonade.

Q: Anything hurting on your body right now?
bug bites, and my back. my back always hurts.

Q: What is your favorite month?
i have no idea.

Q: What’s your favorite bottled water?
evian, or dasani, or i don't give a fuck because it's just water.

Q: What were you doing at midnight last night?
sleeping.

Q: What’s your favorite Starbucks drink?
lemonade iced tea (sweetened)

Q: Do you prefer coffee or tea?
tea

Q: Something red within five feet of you?'
a red plastic cup with water in it, a coca-cola can, these weird pixelated flowers on this ancient quilt i sleep with, the hat of a gnome

Q: Ever had Dippin' Dots?
delicious. but only the sundae flavored ones, with the chocolate and the strawberry and the vanilla

Q: Ever make fun of a homeless person?
absolutely i have.

Q: At what age do you want to get married?
at LEAST 25

Q: How many kids do you want?
2

Q: Are you in love?
oh god, i don't know, i don't think so? this i such a dumb question, i don't have to answer this.
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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2007|09:45 am]
1. What are your siblings MIDDLE names?
-william and michelle

2. Where is your dad right now?
-i have absolutely no idea, i usually don't know where he is.

3. What was the last thing you said?
-"no, that's my school bag"

4. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
-i have a lot of girly feelings.

5. What color is your watch?
- i have a cell phone. no watch.

6. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
-aborigines and kangaroos

7. When was the last time you squatted to pee?
-NEVER.

8. Who is the last person you liked?
-ryan, i guess.

9. Are you close to your mom?
-sure

10. Where does your best friend work?
-some apartment complex.

11. What is your least attractive feature?
- right now, my pedicure, i did a horrible job. maybe my thighs? they're too big.

13. What color are your pants?
-i am not wearing pants.

14. Do you have a roommate?
-my parents, sister, brother, and cats. it's really weird, actually. we're all living in the same house for the first time in six years.

15. What color is your bedroom flooring?
-tan

16. Do you have a chair in your room?
-no.

17. What time of day were you born?
-like, 10 am

18. Do you know anyone who is engaged?
-yeah

19. What's your favorite number?
-7

20. Do you know anyone named Laurie?
-i used to

21. What color is your mom's hair?
-dark brown

22. Do you have a dog?
-no way

23. Where did you live in 1989?
-nashville

24. What happened to you in 1993?
-i probably swam alot and watched aristocats with allison, and played barbies

25. Does your first memory involve your dad?
-no

26. Do you remember singing any songs as kids?
-yeah like.. "father abraham", "yes jesus loves me", and "cocomo"

27. When was the last time you went swimming?
-ummm......probably in december, at the gym.

28. Has your luggage ever gotten lost?
-yeah, but they found it

29. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
-last night.

30. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
-no

31. Do you play an instrument?
-no

32. Have you ever thought it would be cool to smash a guitar?
-no

33. Do you like fire?
-it's dangerous.

35. Are you allergic to anything?
-no

36. When was the last time you cried?
-the last saturday in may? i think.

37. What kind of shampoo do you use?
- some volume enhancing crap.

38. Have you ever been to a spa?
-yeah

40. Did you take science all four years of high school?
-no

41. Do you like butterflies?
-yes, they're pretty. if they're REAL butterflies, that fly around. not butterflies on a shirt or something.

42. What is the last book you read?
- harry potter and the goblet of fire.

43. Do you like Coke or Pepsi more?
-coca cola

44. What is one thing you miss about your past?
-i miss not having to do anything at all during the summers.

45. Did you ever see the school nurse?
-yes.

46. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
-no.

47. What is one thing you've learned about life?
-oh crap. i don't know.

48. Are you jealous of anyone?
-women who have really nice husbands/boyfriends that obviously love them... that's sort of weird, i guess.

49. Is anyone jealous of you?
-maybe, i have no idea.

50. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
-no.

51. What does your dad call you?
-angie

52. What does your mom call you?
-ang

53. What does you hair look like right now?
-i have bedhead, because i'm in bed.

54. Do you have nice teeth?
-yeah, maybe.

55. Has a friend ever used you?
-yes, yes, yes.

56. Ever been involved in a trial?
-no.

57. Has anyone recently told you that they like you?
-yeah i guess so.

58. What have you eaten today?
-nothing at all, yet. but i plan on eating a hot dog and some potato salad.

59. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
-straight

60. Ever been called white trash?
-probably maybe

61. Who was the last person to drive with you?
-my mom

62. What are you lookin forward to?
-being done with the spring session of school. visiting allison. ryan not having a swollen face. THE SEVENTH AND FINAL HARRY POTTER BOOK. the fifth harry potter movie. visiting austin, tx to look at colleges. being done with occ forever.
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(no subject) [Jun. 10th, 2007|05:40 pm]
[mood | weird]

last night was amazing.
ryan did shots with my mom, and told my dad that he liked to snuggle, to which my father responded "T-M-I!".

i love hot dogs. why do people talk so much shit about hot dogs? they're incredible.

i wish i was magic so bad, the only thing i really want in the whole wide world is to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. i hate being a muggle. i really, really hate it. i would never have to worry about losing my damn keys again. first of all, all i would have to do to get in my house is say "alohamora!", and i wouldn't need a car because i could apparate or travel by floo powder or BROOMSTICK.

ughhhhhh. Hogwarts > OCC.
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Do any of you motherfuckers want a nice cup of earl grey? [Jun. 7th, 2007|09:02 pm]
Unusual things that happened to me today:

1. I had an exam in my management class that I did not know about it, and I am confident that I did well in it even though I had no fucking idea what chapters it was even on.

2. My management teacher said "Your papers are due on tuesday, so. . . that sucks for you guys!"

3. I was sitting out on my deck talking to my brother, sister, and mom at around 2:30. My mom and sister left us out on the deck and went to the grocery store. I went to go inside to pee and do my math homework, and the GD DOOR WAS LOCKED. My mom locked us outside for an hour and a half. I didn't have shoes, sunglasses, a cell phone, or a toilet. Consequently, I had to pee really bad, my homework wasn't handed in and my brother was an hour late for work. WHO THE FUCK LOCKS THE DOORS WHEN PEOPLE ARE HOME? Oh yeah, my mother, a woman who remembers to vacuum and dust all the surfaces in our home twice a week and forgets to change out of her house shoes when she goes out.

4. I talked via text message to Ted Miller.

5. I talked via text message to Anders Jensen.

6. I finished my math exam in under twenty minutes. (Is this a good thing or a bad thing? I can't decide. I was border-line embarassed, but I didn't know for who... me? because I might have failed miserably, but quickly... or for my classmates, because they are bunch of slow motherfuckers? I guess I will find out when our exams are returned.)

7. I wore a very short dress all day.


::EDIT::
::WORDS OF WISDOM::
::PEOPLES WITH VAGINAS EDITION::

NEVER, EVER GET A PAPSMEAR WHILST ON YOUR PERIOD.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
EVER.
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
EVER.
FUCKING.
EVER.
GOT IT?

I'm only trying to help my ladies friends avoid what could potentially be the most horrifying experience of their young lives.
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(no subject) [Jun. 4th, 2007|11:52 am]
LIVEJOURNAL IS FUCKING BACK IN STYLE.
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i need more money than i have. [Jun. 3rd, 2007|03:05 pm]
i need more money.
maybe i should become an exotic dancer.


gross.
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